As we all get dressed, Blake is playing on the bed. He walks over to the phone and puts the receiver to his ear.

Me: Who are you calling?

Blake: Dirk.

Me: (looks over at the clock, learns it’s 6:53) Uh, it’s too early, sweetie. If Dirk’s awake right now, I’ll smile and kiss a pig.

Blake: Dirk’s a pig!

Me: I didn’t say that! Don’t you tell him I said that!

So if you hear that I called Dirk a pig…it’s a lie. Just letting you know.

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- Rocketbride's adventure of 12/06/2005 08:28:00 p.m.