As a result of my appalling display last night at the Garden, I'd like to apologize to the following people (in alphabetical order):

• To Blake, who sleepily tried to nurse as soon as I came home, drank too much of the milk build-up, and threw up all over the sheets before snuggling happily into my exhausted arms
• To the Boy, who by the magic of our marital vows had the "privilege" of taking my reeling ass home when I'd had more than enough
• To bunnies, whose reputation as upstanding and sexy members of the animal kingdom was maligned by my actions
• To Dav, for making such an infamous display at a party in honour of his wedding
• To Gomer, for more-or-less collapsing in the middle of our first decent conversation in 6 years
• To Leo, who had to listen to my unfocussed babbling about midwives
• To Little Spider, because I told one of her co-workers about the pants she used to wear in Grade 9 (feel free to tell him all about my first boyfriend)
• To Noizangel, who had to babysit me through an unpleasant & ridiculous situation
• To the excellent pasta dinner that went to waste
• To the staff of the Savage Garden, who had to cut me off for the first time in 9 years of patronage
• To Stacy, who did not get a goodbye

I am so classy.

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- Rocketbride's adventure of 9/26/2004 09:58:00 p.m.